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Sat Dec 27

Celebrity Crushes

I used to have a celebrity crush on Jena Malone, but then I saw “The Go-Getter” and she was a total cunt in it.  And Zooey Deschanel played a sweetheart.  So now Zooey is my celebrity crush UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

FYI am available Zooey, just sayin’

EDIT:  WTF she is engaged????  HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN JUST TWO DAYS LATER???

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