Sat
Dec
27
Celebrity Crushes
I used to have a celebrity crush on Jena Malone, but then I saw “The Go-Getter” and she was a total cunt in it. And Zooey Deschanel played a sweetheart. So now Zooey is my celebrity crush UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
FYI am available Zooey, just sayin’
EDIT: WTF she is engaged???? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN JUST TWO DAYS LATER???
